Wednesday, August 27, 2008

It's Like Telling Israel and Iran to Get Along

Alright, so I am a day late with my Hills recap, but boy do we have a lot to talk about.

I must say that Spencer's political analogy really showed a different more intellectual side of Spencer.....and I must agree his sister is naive to think that everyone is just going to be friends. I personally would compare it more with a Georgia/Russia situation, but Iran/Israel works.

BTW it sure didn't take long for Doug to get initiated into the Brody/Frankie alliance. Maybe they were impressed with his website, where it states in the "About Me" section, and I quote:

"Strikingly handsome, athletic, and intelligent, Doug Reinhardt is a gentleman with a strong drive for success in all aspects of his life. His sense of humor is contagious and his charm is breathtaking. Doug has always had strong morals and set his goals early in life."

Wow! I hate to crack on a fellow Pepperdine Wave, but seriously, wow. If you want to see it for yourself -

So it was another marvelous 12 minutes we'll see you next week where hopefully Spencer will discuss the financial effect OPEC has on Venezuelan/Syrian relations.

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

I Don't Think We Can Ever Be Friends

There seems to be some dissenting opinions as to who was in the right last night in the Lodrina squabble.

Let me start with this, I don't think this girl has the capacity of being mean:

Ever since the awkward lunch at the Mexican restaurant where Audrina basically had to invite herself to live with Lo and LC, I have not been down or lo for that matter.

Let us get on to perhaps a deeper issue. Is it a coincidence that LC is constantly losing "best friends" could it be that the real problem is our beloved Lauren. She cut Heidi out of her life for doing the same thing with Spencer that she had done with Jason. Brody dumped her. Stephen Colletti dumped her. Jason dumped her. One has to ask, what is really going on?

At least Doug is hot (but I'm sure he will soon be dumping her).

See ya next week.

Monday, August 18, 2008

The Hills Are Alive.........

I know pretty lame pun for my title, but who cares because tonight after weeks of anticiption "The Hills" is back.

When we left off LC and Audrina were in the midst of a BFF meltdown due to Lo's incessant meddling in their friendship. I hated to see it go down like this because I actually liked the Laguna Beach version of Lo.

Of course we have inside info that Speidi is alive and well as we see them all over town together.

Here are my predictions for the season:

1. Heidi will quit Bolthouse and start up Speidi productions which will quickly become the hottest new production company in town behind the leadership of entrepreneur extraordinaire, Mr. Spencer Pratt.

2. I think we need a comeback and who better than Kristin Cavalleri. Her acting career has flopped so why not take on a role she is already familiar with.

3. Jason "The Baller" Wahler will sign with Speidi Productions and will release a rap album in which he cracks LC.

4. Audrina and Justin Bobby will be engaged by the end of the season. What a score for JB not only is Aud hot, but she also seems very sweet and down to earth.

Whatever trouble these crazy kids get into it should definitely be a very exciting and captivating season.

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